ITCH RELIEF

Two weeks ago, I purchased a wonderful smelling soap,
(to remained unnamed) from a local clothing store
(also to remain unnamed). 
This soap smelt wonderful...like a far away beach and the packaging was everything,
I was hooked. And decided to take it home. 
Unfortunately, four days into the use of the lovely soap, 
I begin to see rashes and my skin itched like hell.
During this, I thought this sucks and I need to do something!
So, I immediately threw away my $8.00 beach smelling bar, 
and searched for a home remedy. 
Here's what I found:
adapted from self.com 

ZEBRA POSTING

TORN + CONFUSED